The Unspoken Rules: A Guide to Avoiding Annoying Behavior at NFL Games

The roar of the crowd, the smell of hot dogs, the bone-crushing hits – there’s nothing quite like experiencing an NFL game live. But amidst the excitement, it’s easy to forget that you’re sharing this experience with thousands of other fans. To ensure everyone has a great time, it’s important to be aware of the unspoken rules of NFL game etiquette. After all, nobody wants to be that fan.

Thou Shalt Not Block the View

Perhaps the most cardinal sin of attending an NFL game is obstructing the view of those behind you. According to a recent survey, over half of NFL fans (52%) find it incredibly annoying when someone blocks their view. This includes standing up at inappropriate times, wearing excessively large hats, or holding up signs that are too big.

The Stand-Up Rule: It’s generally acceptable to stand when your team makes a big play, during crucial moments, or when the crowd is on its feet. However, be mindful of those behind you and sit down when the excitement dies down. A good rule of thumb is to stand and cheer with the flow of the game.
Hat-titude: While showing team spirit with a hat is encouraged, avoid oversized hats or headwear that could block the view of others.
Sign Language: If you bring a sign, make sure it’s not too large and doesn’t obstruct the view of those around you. Hold it up briefly to show your support, then lower it so others can see the game.

Control Your Enthusiasm (and Your Beverages)

Enthusiasm is part of the game, but excessive displays of emotion can be disruptive. Similarly, spills happen, but repeated beverage mishaps can quickly turn from accidental to aggravating.

Taunting and Yelling: Cheering for your team is great, but avoid yelling directly at or taunting opposing fans. According to a recent survey, 50% of fans find yelling and taunting other fans annoying. Keep the rivalry friendly and respectful.
Foul Language: Refrain from using excessive cursing or inappropriate language. Many families attend NFL games, and it’s important to maintain a respectful environment for everyone.
Spills Happen, But Be Careful: Accidents happen, but try to be mindful of your beverages and avoid spilling them on those around you. If you do spill something, apologize and offer to help clean it up.

Respect Personal Space

Crowded stadiums require a certain level of tolerance for close proximity, but it’s still important to respect the personal space of those around you.

The Seat Shuffle: Avoid unnecessary movement in the seating area during game action. If you need to get up, wait for a break in the play to minimize disruption.
Armrest Etiquette: Be mindful of armrest boundaries. If you’re sharing an armrest, try to find a comfortable compromise with your neighbor.
Public Displays of Affection: While showing affection for your partner is natural, excessive public displays of affection can make those around you uncomfortable. Save the heavy petting for after the game. According to Yardbarker, fans of the Denver Broncos, Tennessee Titans, and Cincinnati Bengals find excessive public displays of affection during games particularly bothersome.

The Perils of Intoxication

While enjoying a beer or two at the game is common, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to disruptive and annoying behavior.

Know Your Limit: Be aware of your alcohol tolerance and drink responsibly. Intoxication can lead to unruly behavior, foul language, and a general lack of awareness of your surroundings.
Don’t Be “That Guy”: Nobody wants to be the fan who’s slurring their words, stumbling around, or starting arguments with other fans. If you’re feeling the effects of alcohol, take a break and hydrate with water.
Stadium Code of Conduct: Remember that all NFL stadiums have a code of conduct that prohibits intoxication and disruptive behavior. Violators may be ejected from the stadium without a refund.

The Clear Bag Policy and Other Stadium Rules

Most NFL stadiums have strict rules regarding what you can and cannot bring into the stadium. Familiarize yourself with these rules before you go to avoid any hassles at the gate.

The Clear Bag Policy: The NFL’s clear bag policy limits the size and type of bags that can be brought into the stadium. Generally, bags must be clear plastic, vinyl, or PVC and cannot exceed 12″ x 6″ x 12″. Small clutch bags no larger than 4.5″ x 6.5″ are also permitted.
Prohibited Items: Common prohibited items include outside food and beverages, weapons, laser pointers, noisemakers (air horns, cowbells, whistles), and large umbrellas. Check the stadium’s website for a complete list of prohibited items.
Respect Stadium Personnel: Always follow the instructions of stadium personnel, including security staff, ushers, and ticket takers. They are there to ensure everyone’s safety and enjoyment of the game.

The Superstition Factor

Many NFL fans are superstitious and believe their actions can influence the outcome of the game. While there’s no scientific evidence to support this, it’s important to be respectful of these beliefs.

Don’t Jinx It: Avoid making comments that could jinx your team, such as saying “We’ve got this in the bag” when they’re leading late in the game.
Respect Rituals: If you notice fans engaging in specific rituals, such as wearing the same jersey or sitting in the same spot, avoid disrupting them.
Believe (or at Least Pretend To): Even if you don’t believe in superstitions, it’s good to play along and show support for your fellow fans.

A Few Extra Tips for a Smooth Game Day

Arrive Early: Give yourself plenty of time to get to the stadium, park, and go through security. This will help you avoid long lines and ensure you don’t miss any of the action.
Plan Your Route: Check traffic conditions and plan your route to the stadium in advance. Consider using public transportation or ride-sharing services to avoid parking hassles.
Charge Your Phone: Make sure your phone is fully charged so you can access your tickets, navigate the stadium, and stay connected with friends.
Dress Appropriately: Check the weather forecast and dress accordingly. Layering is key, as temperatures can change throughout the day.
Be Aware of Your Surroundings: Pay attention to your surroundings and report any suspicious activity to stadium personnel.

The Most Annoying Fan Bases

While every fan base has its share of passionate (and sometimes annoying) fans, some teams are consistently ranked as the most irritating. According to recent surveys, Dallas Cowboys fans are often cited as the most annoying visiting fans, followed by the Philadelphia Eagles. Other teams that frequently make the list include the Las Vegas Raiders, New England Patriots, and Seattle Seahawks.

Conclusion

Attending an NFL game is an unforgettable experience. By following these unspoken rules, you can help ensure that everyone has a safe, enjoyable, and memorable time. So, wear your jersey, cheer on your team, and be a good sport – after all, we’re all in this together.